If you fall in love with me
Oh, what a fool you'd be
Because you hate my movie taste and dishes in the sink
And I take up the bed and all the hot water
And I know you don't like kids and I want a daughter
But tonight I'm feeling dumb
And tonight you are so beautiful
So I'll brace myself to fall

And if I fall in love with you
Oh, what a fool I'd be
Because I hate the way
you can never decide on what to eat
And you work way too hard
and your mom thinks I'm peculiar
And you think your good at chess
and you're also a sore loser
But tonight you're looking at me that way
And tonight I'm not looking away
So I'll brace myself to fall

Oh and we'll make a mess of it all
And we'll make a mess of it all
So I'll brace myself to fall
Oh, I'll brace myself to fall
Oh, I'll brace myself to fall
Oh, I'll brace myself to fall