Could I be any more of a cliché for you, baby?
It's been a long time coming all my friends already know
I think I've found a new low

But there ain't no harm in a little bit of self-sabotaging, so
Maybe I could show off some skin for the honeys and see how it feels

I'm feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I should get going pretty soon, 'cause I got a lot more to say

Feeling so delicious
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop

I'm stuck in a sitcom, shoulda never been pitched in the first place
I really don't get why they keep renewing it, like
What's the point? It's a waste of time

The council told me that the greens are good for my well-being
I'm feeling flossy and free, here I'll show you what I mean
Take a seat right next to me

(Yeah, right)

I'm feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I should get going pretty soon, 'cause I got a lot more to say

Feeling so (Delicious)
Feeling so (Sweet)
Candy cane, lollipop
Feeling so (Delicious)
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop-pop

It's a healthy distraction from the shitty lives that we both live
Can't be that bad to make up a man to fall deep in love with, oh
I've got some bad ideas in full screen high-definition

I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed
I'm feeling so crushed, I'm feeling so crushed

I'm feeling so
Before you go, real quick
Feeling so (Delicious)

Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
(I'm feeling so crushed)
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit
Honestly, I hate it but I don't mind a bit