It's been a week or so since you packed
all your bags and you left
A couple months ago I was the only girl in your head
I guess it changed and I don't blame you, I'm a little upset
I really miss waking up in your bed

I started going out like one, two, three
four, five days a week
Got a new best friend in the bathroom
she knows all about me
I give her wine, she gives me time, yeah
it's like fun therapy
And right now that's all that I need

I'd rather drown all my sorrows in champagne than in Bacardí
Go fuck your sweatpants, I eat ice cream in Versace
To people saying money can't buy happiness, I'm sorry
'Cause if I'ma be sad, I'ma cry in a Ferrari

I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
'Cause if I'ma be sad, I'ma cry in a Ferrari

All my old friends see the ghosts
that all beg me to slow down
Yeah, they got boyfriends
and don't wanna go get drunk around town
They say I'm hopeless
I'm just coping buying round after round
I do it all to get you out of my mind (Mi-mind, mind)

What's the point of staying home?
Watch Bridget Jones a hundred times
Won't help at all, all, all

I'd rather drown all my sorrows in champagne than in Bacardí
Go fuck your sweatpants, I eat ice cream in Versace
To people saying money can't buy happiness, I'm sorry
'Cause if I'ma be sad, I'ma cry in a Ferrari

I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
I'm crying, I'm crying in a Ferrari
'Cause if I'ma be sad, I'ma cry in a Ferrari

I'd rather drown all my sorrows in champagne than in Bacardí
Go fuck your sweatpants, I eat ice cream in Versace
To people saying money can't buy happiness, I'm sorry
'Cause if I'ma be sad, I'ma cry in a Ferrari