All I got for Christmas... was a loaded gun,
That's alright if you wanna shoot someone, but I've only got one bullet...
I'm bored of this, and tired of that, I got to find someone I can shoot at...
I ain't got the guts to do it, she's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind,
I don't think that she would really mind, if I described her as unfit for mankind,
Struck by lightning , she's up there from midnight to dawn, waiting for a storm,
Struck by lightning, she's up there from midnight to dawn, waiting for a storm,,
Well she wants lightning, and she got some, in 22 years she never had no fun,
There ain't nothing to it, I can hear her through the ceiling,
I can hear the neighbors cheering, they must have put her up to it,
She's ugly, she's stupid, drunk and almost blind,
I don't think that she would really mind, if I described her as unfit for mankind,
Struck by lightning, she's up there from midnight to dawn waiting for a storm,
Struck by lightning, she's up there from midnight to dawn waiting for a storm,
All I got for Christmas... was a loaded gun,
That's alright if you wanna shoot someone, but I've only got one bullet,
I'm bored of this and tired of that, I got to find someone I can shoot at,
I ain't got the guts to do it, she's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind,
I don't think that she would really mind, if I described her as unfit for mankind,
Struck by lightning , she's up there from midnight to dawn, waiting for a storm,
Struck by lightning, she's up there from midnight to dawn, waiting for a storm.