Dumbledore
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things

Umbridge
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings

Dumbledore
I like your twisted humor!

Umbridge
I like your mystic rumors!

Both
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along!

Umbridge
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns

Dumbledore
And I'd wager
That you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long

Both
Before we're getting
And not regretting
Ever setting on gettin' along!

Dumbledore
You are a beautiful sample!
For example
My gosh you're so strong!

What's the matter with me?

Umbridge
Now you're just flattering me!

Both
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

Umbridge
I've never felt this way before

Dumbledore
(Spoken) Felt how?

Umbridge
(Spoken) Um, intimidated

You have such prominence and poise

Dumbledore
(Spoken) Oh, that ol' thing

Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore
So just try to relax
Face the facts
You feel just like one of the boys!

Umbridge
(Spoken) One of the boys? I do?

Dumbledore
(Spoken) You sure do baby!

Umbridge
Yes sir
You're the one professor
That'd I'd want detention from!

Dumbledore
Umbridge
You're the handsome wizard
That'd I'd want an extension from!

I'll get the door!

Umbridge
You'll get much more!

Both
Either way we can't go wrong

With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just getting' along

We'll be get, get, gettin'
Get, get, gettin'
Gettin' along!