I was cynical, not a great believer
I thought these things were here to deceive you
I thought it can't be true, couldn't happen to me
Be under some-one's power by the count of three
But I barked like a dog and I walked like a chicken
They said I took my clothes off, or were they just kidding
Or were they just kidding?
Sleep, a deep deep sleep
I can't remember except for little bits and peeps
And everyone else they had a better time than me
But at least I volunteered and that's to say the least
'Cos' I joined in when they were all chicken
Now I get a strange feeling when I hear a bell ringing
Is that a bell ringing?

I'm in charge of the world
Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying?
Oh I think it's happened again, oh my god how embarrassing

What happened, then it all went hazy
I hope I'm all right and I'm not going crazy
Oh it'll be fine just delayed reaction
So we go for a curry before the taxi rank and
Delayed reaction

I'm in charge of the world
Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying?
Oh I think it's happened again, oh my god how embarrassing

Watch the watch
Watch it swinging
Your eye's are getting heavy
Your mind's relaxing
Watch the watch
Watch it swinging
Your eye's are getting heavy
Your mind's relaxing, 1 2 3

I'm in charge of the world
Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying?
Oh I think it's happened again, oh my god how embarrassing

I'm in charge of the world
Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying?
Oh I think it's happened again, oh my god how embarrassing

My god how embarrassing