There's a big bird over my house Go away, go away There's a big bird flying over my house And it looks like it's decided to stay It's making a mistake...a big mistake Big bird Big bird Big bird Big bird I pinch myself I think I'm not dreamng I'm not I hear screaming! C'mon! Get it out now Wants to use me to feather its nest Now it wants the rest It's swooping from the branch It's swooping from the sky Spreadin' its feathers Cuttin' out-flying There's a big gray bird flying over my house What do you think I am? I'm not a louse! There's a big bird over my house There's a big, big, big bird Over my house What's it doing? What does it want? I pinch myself I think I'm dreaming I'm not...I hear screaming! C'mon! Let it out now Wants to use me to feather its nest Now it wants the rest It's swooping from the branch Swooping from the sky Spreadin' its feathers Cuttin' out-flying There's a big gray bird circling 'Round my house Circling 'round and 'round Circling 'round my house There's a big bird over my house There's a big, big, big bird