One,
Two,
One, two, three, four.

Jumped off the Eiffel Tower,
With no strings attached
Teach chimpanzees to write symphonies,
Make your portrait on the head of a match
I tricked all your friends
I'm a good man,
That I'm a gentleman, oh oh
But really I'm a devious crooked thief
Who'll steal all your silver and gold.

But I'm lying to get on your good side,
I'm dying to get on your good side,
I'm crying to get on your good side,
So you'll fall in love with me.

Lying to get on your good side,
Lying to get on your good side.

I'll protect you from the rain with a parasol
When we stroll through the park at night.
Many other girls have been here before,
But you're the first who hasn't taken flight.

And as I impose my imposture,
You smile so sweetly back.
Once last wink at the camera,
Before the picture fades to black.

Oh, I'm lying to get on your good side,
I'm dying to get on your good side,
I'm crying to get on your good side,
So you'll fall in love with me.

Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side

Ooh.

Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side
Lying to get on your good side.