We are volunteers fighting disease
And we're cheerful all day long
If someone said that we were sad
That person would be wrong
We visit people who are sick
And try to make them smile
Even if their noses bleed
Or if they cough up bile

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee
Hope you get well soon
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
Have a heart shaped balloon

We visit people who are ill
And try to make them laugh
Even when the doctor says
We must saw them in half

We sing and sing all night and day
And then we sing some more
We sing to boys with broken bones
And girls whose throats are sore

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee
Hope you get well soon
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
Have a heart shaped balloon

We sing to men with measles
And to women with the flu
And if you breathe in deadly germs
We'll probably sing to you

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee
Hope you get well soon
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
Have a heart shaped balloon