J. Napolitano/The Heads

If I had a dog like you
I'd drag you all over this town
Everybody would be telling about this dog I found
Me and my dog - we get down
Crawl town to town checking out inside
if we should make a round

hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got
hey hey hey

If I had a dog like you
I'd let you chew my shoe
I'd take you to a restaurant
for anything you want
Me and my dog - we get down
Everybody's checking, checking out this dog I found

hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got
hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got

If I had a dog like you
Everybody would move
They'd step aside and wanna feed us human food
If you are my dog
We'd be the King and Queen of dogs
Don't mess with us anyone dogs
If I had a dog like you

hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got
hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got
hey hey hey ha ha ha
Look at this big bad dog I got
hey hey hey ha ha ha