I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious
This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face
Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febrese

THAT'S GROSS
CHORUS

I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums
I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns

I'm peein' in your yard
I'm trying too hard

DAD
Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave cloud of dust

MOM
Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope

KE$HA
You don't understand what I'm about

MOM
Did something die inside your mouth?

KE$HA
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then its fixed with autotune
Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes

MOM and DAD
That's gross

KE$HA
Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm

DAD
She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard

MOM
She's got a beetle her ear

KE$HA
Don't kill my career.

Guys...I'm melting.