They keep on asking me about love
"Who are you dating? Have you found someone new?"
They keep on asking me about love
Like I'm sat at home waiting, got nothing else to do

Would someone call me Cupid?
(Someone call me Cupid)
Maybe he's the only one to help
Would someone call me Cupid?
(Someone call me Cupid)
He can take my heart back down from the shelf

Could this be it?
The shoe that finally fits
I've been waiting in this queue for a while
Could this be it?
The shoe that finally fits
But they don't seem to have it in my style
Could this be i-it?
The shoe that fits
But dammit
They don't seem to have it
If they did I would grab it
In my size

Ba-da-doh, ba-da-doh
Oh-oh-oh, the shoe that fits
Ba-da-doh, ba-da-doh
Oh-oh-oh, the shoe that

They keep on asking me about love
Like I should be settled, there's something wrong with me
They keep on asking me about love
But Doris Day told me, "Whatever will be will be"

Would someone call me Cupid?
(Someone call me Cupid)
Maybe he's the only one to help
Would someone call me Cupid?
(Someone call me Cupid)
He can take my heart back down from the shelf

Could this be it?
The shoe that finally fits
I've been waiting in this queue for a while
Could this be it?
The shoe that finally fits
But they don't seem to have it in my style
Could this be i-it?
The shoe that fits
But dammit
They don't seem to have it
If they did I would grab it
In my size

Ba-da-doh, ba-da-doh
Oh-oh-oh, the shoe that fits
Ba-da-doh, ba-da-doh
Oh-oh-oh, the shoe that fits
Ba-da-doh, ba-da-doh
Oh-oh-oh, the shoe that fits