Everytime you're drunk you always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your bluff Everyone is sick of you You're a wimp through and through I swear you look worse than Charles Bukowski We saw you drunk a thousand times You're an alcoholic Alber Einstein EINSTEIN EINSTEIN ALBER EINSTEIN
Babyface boo hoo hoo You're just a babyface boo hoo hoo hoo yea
Everyone's an asshole but you and both your friends If they don't kiss your ass your ass all day it would be the end You're a lazy piece of shit Always drunk you little twit I won't kiss your ass you're a loser Never had to work a job Your movie equal is the Blob Admit the fact You're just a punk rock snob PUNK ROCK SNOB PUNK ROCK SNOB
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I'd bitch slap you cause you're just a bitch Supported by your girlfriend the witch You're lucky she's around for you She's save your ass, you leech you shrew You pay her back by fucking other girls The day she gets her glasses fixed Is when you're gonna get deep sixed Grovel in the dirt and run to mommy MOMMY MOMMY RUN TO MOMMY