Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat?

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"

A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said: "Return the rings"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things


I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la
This charming man
Oh, la-da, la-la, la-la
This charming man

A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said:"Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things