I've been everywhere, man.
'cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

Hey soph
Yer mate
Do u reckon you've been everywhere?
Yer I do actually
Or yer well, have you been to a place called tullamore

Tullamore, seymour, lismore, mooloolaba,
Nambour, maroochydore, kilmore, murwillumbah,
Birdsville, emmaville, wallaville, cunnamulla,
Condamine, strathpine, proserpine, ulladulla,
Darwin, gin gin, deniliquin, muckadilla,
Wallumbilla, boggabilla, kumbarilla,
I'm a killer.

Ok lessy, you reckon you've been everywhere ahh
Yer
Yer ok right o I beat never been to a place called moree

I've been to moree, taree, jerilderie, bambaroo,
Toowoomba, gunnedah, caringbah, woolloomooloo,
Dalveen, tamborine, engadine, jindabyne,
Lithgow, casino, brigalow and narromine,
Megalong, wyong, tuggerawong, wangarella,
Morella, augathella, brindabella, I'm the feller.

Ok soph you think your pretty good
Yer mate I do
But you no, haha what about wollongong

I've been to wollongong, geelong, kurrajong, mullumbimby,
Mittagong, molong, grong grong, goondiwindi,
Yarra yarra, boroondara, wallangarra, turramurra,
Boggabri, gundagai, narrabri, tibooburra,
Gulgong, adelong, billabong, cabramatta,
Wangaratta, coolangatta, parramatta, what's it matter?

Ok less mate I am going to stump you this time
Ahh yer
Yer
Yer
Yer well you're not to bad
I no
I beet you have never been to a place called wollongong

I've been to ettalong, wollongong, woodenbong, ballarat,
Canberra, milperra, unanderra, captain's flat,
Cloncurry, river murray, kurri kurri, girraween,
Terrigal, fingal, stockinbingal, collaroy and narrabeen,
Bendigo, dorrigo, bangalow, indooroopilly,
Kirribilli, yeerongpilly, wollondilly, don't be silly.