Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army

Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously

She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair

When she found out Nobby had been having it off elsewhere

There's Eric & there's Robby & there's Derrick & there's Bobby

They gave her the elbow

There's Harry & there's Willy & there's Barry & there's Billy also

Whose that then?

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Woe is me, I'm melancholy Margaret, I fret coz they leave me

God help me I'm melancholy. Snurree?!

Tommy was a driver he worked on the buses

"I've got some overtime to do" this is what he says

But Margaret wasn't having it, she searched high & low

But Tommy's gone he's neckin' on in the back of the bus depot

There's Ronnie & there's Kenny & there's Donny & there's Denny

they gave her the elbow.

There's Ronnie & there's Timmy & there's Micky & there's Jimmy also

Whose that then?

Woe is me...<i>[guitar bit]</i>

Woe is me...