I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion
I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on
Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day
But my dentures disappear everytime I hear them say
Psycho, psychosurgery

<i>[Chorus:]</i>
Let me out, Let me out
Dumped in the dentists chair
Psyiiicho surgery, psiiicho surgery
Let me out, Let me out
I'm in agony, I must be dumb, I should'na come
To the psychosurger, psychosurgery

I'd have a leg amputated, you can pull my appendix out
Fix a foot that's dislocated, I'll say I felt nowt
Acupuncture ain't no problem, bravery's my middle name
But I just can't face that lang filling place again
Psycho, psychosurgery

<i>[Chorus / Guitar Time]</i>

I'll never set foot down that dental nutters lane...again

<i>[Chorus]</i>...Let me out