I once knew a girl, she was 5'2
She was walkin' down the street with her brand-new boots
Yeah, little Johnny saw her walkin' and he wanted them too
Too bad, Johnny, you can have 'em
'cause they'll never fit you

There was a boy who couldn't swim
And he liked a girl he felt was too good for him
So he watched her fall in love, and she married a lass
Too bad, baby, you can't have her 'cause no man has

Oh, no, no one cares
Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there

Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there

Found an alligator stuck in a lake
With an appetite that no one could appreciate
A camper's kiss came rollin' in
The lesson learned that day was how to sink or swim

I once knew a lady who deserved a promotion
Yeah, the smartest woman in the room, so devoted
But a bastard told her it would cost a body to get
And so she shot him six times
and told him he could forget it

Oh, no, no one cares
Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there
Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there

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So sad, baby
Don't make you wanna cry about it
Life ain't always fair, it's a jungle out there
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