Friday is when you left me 
So I drank myself to sleep 
And Sunday is when I'll wake up 
Not to remember a thing 

My friends all say the same thing 
I don't know my new girl too well 
(I know) 
That all this lying gets to me 
And no one seems to give a shit 
(The way) 
She talks to every guy in the bar 
(I guess) 
It should've raised some kind of alarm 
Who'd ever think I'd go in and end up 
Like all the other guys that you're gunning for 

Well it ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn me on and leave 
It ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn it around on me 
I don't know why 
You won't give me what I need 
It ain't no surprise 
That that bitch is leavin' me 

My friends are mean to me 
They say I don't break up too well 
(They know) 
All this crying gets to me 
And no one seems to give a shit 
Well I know you want to 
So go on and say it 
Just go on and say it 
Just go on and say it 

Well it ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn me on and leave 
It ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn it around on me 
I don't know why 
You won't give me what I need 
It ain't no surprise 
That that bitch is leavin' me 
(Leavin' me) 

Friday is when you left me 
So I drank myself to sleep 
And Sunday I never woke up 

Well it ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn me on and leave 
It ain't no surprise 
That you'd turn it around on me 
I don't know why 
You won't give me what I need 
It ain't no surprise 
That that bitch is leavin' me 
That that bitch is leavin' me