It's like somebody died in here, it's like somebody died in here
The room is full of nervous laughter, the room is full of awkward glances
It's like somebody died in here, it's like somebody died in here
And I don't know if I should laugh or cry, and I don't know if I should stay or hide

Somebody give me a straight answer, somebody give me a straight answer
Somebody look me straight in the face, somebody look me straight in the eye
It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
Somebody let me in on the joke, somebody let me in on the secret

Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

Somebody give me straight-A answers, somebody give me straight-A answers
Somebody look me straight in the face, somebody look me straight in the eye
It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
I feel like I'm gonna die in here, I feel like I'm gonna die in here

Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

Bongo fury

Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
Just plump me at the bar, and tell me all the drinks are free
Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
Just move me to the bar and tell me all the drinks are free
Well, everybody's in on it, but not me
Just lead me to the bar, and tell me all the drinks are free

It's like somebody's died in here, it's like somebody's died in here
The room is full of nervous laughter, the room is full of awkward glances

Honey, I'm a nervous wreck
Honey, I'm a nervous wreck

(somebody, somebody) yeah (somebody, somebody) yeah
(somebody, somebody) yeah (somebody, somebody)

(somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
(somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
(somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke
(somebody, somebody) somebody let me in on the joke

In on the joke
In on the joke
In on the joke