Congradulations on you recent acquisition The bunker is convenient and easy to install You've purchased the finest in home fortification The comfort will please you and heighten your morale Keenly concocted the barricade is comely The entrance is impregnable and ready for assault Safe in the knowledge Your didn't waste your money Lie back in your sanctum You are untouchable
Sterile heaven hermetically sealed For you protection and increase yield Sterile heaven 'cause you're #1 Equipped with ample insulation
Under surveillance invaders are detected External apparatus incarcerates them all Flash incinerated and lightly disinfected The ashes are bundled and packed in a vault You accomadations are acoustically defended You need not hear the death cries We bring them to a halt Encapsulation is highly recommended In brocade or woodgrain or neoclassical
Airtight and quiet Safe and self-reliant With total privacy Just keep the filter clean You've taken the precaution Of utter isolation You buy serenity You've read the warranty