You wonder why you drive me crazy You don't watch the road signs baby You never learned to stop at the light You wonder why I get so uptight The way you drive your automobile You're the most dangerous thing on wheels The way those wheels burn up the road It's a wonder that they don't explode
Chorus: Babe you're a reckless driver Bound to be buried with your pride & I'll be the sole survivor Cause on the day you take your final ride I won't be there by your side
Come rain, come hail, come sleet, come snow You don't like to drive too slow You're always in the passing lane It's enough to drive me out of my brain And so I wanna tell you right now If you don't get some sense somehow Those wheels will get you nowhere fast & your next ride may be your last
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Those mountain roads are narrow & steep But you like to drive them in your sleep The hand on the meter gets hot & sweaty Sayin 85 & risin steady Now some damn fool he's tryin to pass But you're so cool you step on the gas Now I must say babe you got nerve Doin 99 around that curve