Now this one's dedicated to the wickedest Roadie round the world as I would say
The wickedest Roadie round the world a we called him Barney
Lawd!

Now Barney man pick up the stage is like lose you life your child you pass as a psycho
An everytime Barney we're in your place you take care our troubles and worries
Word up front to the people I would say
So Barney I feel dedicate this to you from the Toasters straight up and forwad

Watch dat!
Massive!
Watch the ride!

What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
Lawd...

Oh mister Barney dedicated went don da England
Drivin for de bus round Europe land
Drive around da band from da USA
Well then Barney no joke mister Barney no play
Barney no ghetto mister Barney no fear
Him sell de merchandise when he must get paid
At the end of the night this a want get laid
And when da book a en guiay a girl inda shade, so

What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
Lawd..

Oh mister Barney the bearded one from England
Say whatch you want and afraid of no one
One ting you must know and understand
For a case a mon a carry and right from England
Some of them lined up to play with his beard
Sell da merchandise and he must get paid
At the end of the night Barney have but one request
'Water with bubbles, steak and chips'

What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?

What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
Lawd!
You put a deal, oh man fo real
Barney have you put dem in big lan
Or one would say, you put on de love you put on dem cry
Tonight the night Barney them poke in de eye
Oh gets some bwoy, oh gets some girl
Big kiss and dem think you the world
Barney don missa em and Barney don fear
Well checkin out merchandise over there

What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?
What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?

Hahahahaha!