I use to think that you were beautiful
But now sometimes I'm scared of
Just the sight of your face
It's like the monster that
I thought was in the closet
Call my daddy and he scare him away
You hangin out at night
With the ghouls and goblins
Leaving me here all by myself
You use to be just like prince charming
Now you got me screaming for help
I use to think that you were pretty
I use to think that you were beautiful
It use to be just like a fantasy
But now its just another horror picture show
Cuz youre so ugly, ugly, ugly
You're so U. G. L. Y you ain't got no alibi
You ugly yea yea you ugly
I use to think you
Were my knight in shining Armour
Just to find out the chivalrys dead
Just when I thought I had my feet on the ground

I turn around its all up in the air
Now its beauty and the beast when
You are changing like the seasons oh
Thats the rule, just make him
Look like Freddie Cougar
Sorry baby I can't do it no more I remember
All my ladies if you feel me yeah
Let me see you put your hands up high
If youre in love with a stranger yeah
Becuz he turned into a different guy
Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly
Thats the rule, just make him
Look like Freddie Cougar
Sorry baby I can't do it no more