All my clothes were dirty
So I threw them all away
Time for some new ones anyway
I'd like to rob a bank
I'd like some help
I feel like I'm trapped in a book
About someone else

I'm just sitting here waiting for a train
Tomorrow I'll be waiting here again
But the pirate in me
Is lost somewhere at sea
Somewhere at sea

Sometimes I want the world
Sometimes I want a girl
Right now all I want is a reason

Everyone thinks he's crazy
Everyone is right
Everyone should sleep with everyone tonight

I'm just sitting here waiting for a train
Tomorrow I'll be waiting here again
While the pirate in me
Is lost somewhere at sea
Somewhere at sea

I've got a beard
I've got a gold hoop in my ear
It's time to rape and pillage
Break the windows in this village

Everyone thinks he's crazy
Everyone should sleep with everyone tonight

I'm just sitting here waiting for a train
Tomorrow I'll be waiting here again
While the pirate in me
Is lost
I said the pirate in me
Is lost somewhere at sea
Somewhere at sea