My favorite band in life is playing town on Wednesday's night I wish 2 God I had the nerve 2 go The singer in the band is my type, not 2 big or small But I hate 2 let my inner feelings show
My made-up name is Vanity cuz a girl's best friend's her pride And a working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6
When I'm older, I wanna be a movie star just like Greta Garbo Well, then I could tell everybody what 2 do Well, she was so cool, it was plain 2 see that she was in control I bet she never played the part of anyone's fool
So, my made-up name is Vanity cuz a girl's best friend's her pride And a working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks (Oh no, oh no) Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6
Play your song one time baby girl I don't think they heard U now, baby
That's all I need 2 say because I think U understand Unless, of course, in another life U were a man
Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks (No she don't) Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie But with the female, well, 3 x 2 = 6
Won't somebody help me? Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks Sister, can U hear me? (Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie) But with the female, (3 x 2 = 6) 3 x 2 = 6
(Sister, can U hear me talkin' 2 ya?) (Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride) When I tell ya a girl's best friend's her pride (A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks) (Sister, can U hear me?) (Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie) But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6