Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? Call up Jimmy, he's got a car And what if a girl answers? Hang up Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl Honey, don't U know everyone's Jimmy's girl? Brenda, I know better than anybody Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her Yes
Hello, this is Vanity Is Jimmy home? Yes, but he's taking a shower Oh, I see Did he just take out the trash? No, that's somethin' he use 2 do Now he's taking out me Oh, I see Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night That's OK, U keep 'em He won't be needin' 'em 2 night Oh, what's the matter Is he going swimming? Why no, we was gonna go But he said he did that last night Well sugar, I know about a great party Why don't U bring us your car? So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars Singles? Is that what U think? Tramp, I'm datin' your dad Oh, he died about 7 years back Now ain't that just 2 bad? Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E Now he's swallowin' me Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back? I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head Now what U think about that? I think I'd rather wear a wig Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice Dogs and cats in my hat
Hey, that's goin' 2 far Here, give me the phone Hey tramp, take a bath in puke What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine If that don't work, we can duke U see, the only kinda man that would play with U Is one that plays with himself None of my friends could stand the sight of U Much less the smell And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money And buy U a brand new face Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth And U'd love it cuz U got no taste And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy And show him what U look like now Honey, I'd bet he never come back Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee) Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star There's 2 things we can't stand One's a jive talk man The other's a jive talk man with no money Can U dig it? Click
If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4}
Don't hang up {x8} If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2} Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}