Narrator:
And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts
one of his deepest fears.

Larry:
If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad.

Dr. Archibald:
I see, thatd be too bad, youd be so sad?

Larry:
Thatd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Alrighty.

Larry:
If my lips said Adios,
I dont like you, I think youre gross.
Thatd be too bad, I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hm, thatd be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
Thatd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Fascinating.

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth.
Thatd be too bad, Id call my Dad.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear, thatd be too bad, youd call your dad?

Larry:
Thatd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating!
So what youre saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad.
I might get mad, I call my Dad.
Thatd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Thatd be too bad?

Larry:
Thatd be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Dr. Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I thought.
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
Its a lip.

Dr. Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip.