Dan: Am I turning you up? We: Nope Dan: I didnt think so. Lets botar pra quebrar!
How you doing, young ladies? That Silvio Santos pic is really driving me crazy You don't have to play or make any jokes I was learning spanish last time we spoke
Looking for Chanel that will treat you right You looking for him in the day and desiring him at night You're the type that makes us do other things Than play cards at night
You expect us to set you up with him But will you still love us if you get it?
All he can do is try, give him one chance What's the problem, I don't see a ring on his hand Dan will be the first to admit, He is bi-curious, yet he seems so innocent
You seem so lost in the world, get lost in us Aren't you tired of boys? Chose girls for a minute
Promiscous Dan Wherever you are We're all alone And its you that we want
Promiscuous girls You already know That I'm all boiola What were you waiting for?
Promiscuous Dan You must be kidding me We know what you really want But weve got what you need
Promiscuous girls We're getting to no point You're very rock and roll And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy
My nails are red And my eyes are blue Marco is dead But Chanel is so fuckin cute!
Hey! We cant keep our mind off you. Are you online, do you mind if we annoy you?
I'm out of this world, is Sweden in this planet? You can see my school level, do you really think I can handle it?
They call me Dan Dan Viadan Recognize the name? I'm a gay, penis down
We're nice girls But we can annoy yourself And if we get bored we will need your help Pay attention to us we don't talk with Chanel
Dan: Im so anti mainstream We: Not like everybody else
Babies, you can keep I'm in the low Let your band underground, nobody gotta know it! Then I'll have backstage everyplace you girls go
What kind of idols do you take us for?
Promiscous Dan Wherever you are We're all alone And its you that we want
Promiscuous girls You already know That I'm all boiola What were you waiting for?
Promiscuous Dan You must be kidding me We know what you really want But weve got what you need
Promiscuous girls We're getting to no point You're very rock and roll And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy
Dan: I'm a drag, not a man We: Don't be drag, be a man
Dan: Hey! I'm a drag, not a man We: Don't be drag, be a man
Wait! I have no cunt I can see myself with your skirt on!
We: I can see you with macho clothes on Feeling on before us before you bring that on
Dan: Bring that on?
We: You know what I mean..
Dan: Girl, I'm afraid I cant do those things
We: I'm just trying to get inside your pants To see if you're gay the way you say
Dan: It's okay, it's allright I got something that you're gonna like
Hey, is that true or are you talking trash Is your game Pokémon Blue or Red?
Promiscous Dan Wherever you are We're all alone And its you that we want
Promiscous girls You're calling my attention But I'm driving you crazy The way I'm making you wait!
Promiscuous Dan You must be kidding me We know what you really want But weve got what you need
Promiscous Dan We can be one in the same But please stop playing those Pokémon games oh no!