Hey, over there
In the bushes
In the bright yellow man thong

Got to stare
All that hair
He's a humanoid king kong

And those feet
Stomp the beat
They don't call 'em bigfoot for nothing

He's never heard of shampoo
Ew I stepped in his poo poo

I still pretend someday I'll be his bride
Even though he smells like something died
I kinda like the musky natural kind
I gotta crush on a yeti

And he feels like mossy grime
Was swimming in the swamp last night
So would you even call it a crime
I gotta crush on a yeti

He puts chewbacca to shame... shame
Can't get him out of my brain... brain

Bridge:
Give me something new
I'm sick of chasing him around
I know what I must do
Still refuse to poo on the ground

Repeat chorus 1x