Lately traffic's getting to my head
Stuck behind driver's from "night of the living dead"
Not being disrespectful or trying to be wise
But if you're driving on the freeway you should have working eyes
(ears help too)

You're driving so slowly!
I really need to pee!
Hey,watch out for that tree!

I-I-I gotta go-o-o
Held all day ay-ay
You can go it's a green light!
You oo-oo drive so slow-ow-ow
Watch the po-o-ole!
Your side mirror's rolling by!

I-I-I gotta go-o-o
Held all day ay-ay
The speed limit isn't five!
Oh-o-o no!
There she go-o-o-oes!
Watch that poor poor guy kiss his fish mailbox goodbey!