It was my boyfriend's family
not something crazy
he took me to meet his old granny
then, something phased me
she's not like most elderly
she kept glaring from behind the chips
I went to kiss her on the cheek
and, she went for my lips

I kissed a girl, and I liked it
the taste of her denture cream
if I had a drink
she would have spiked it
but it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planed one on me twice
it was my sin soft wrinkied skin
stretched saggy chin a toothless grin

No, I don't even know her age
it doesn't matter
lock me inside an iron cage
it will not shatter
this burning flame, it can't be tamed
No! I cannot resist
her snow white hair vintage wheecihair
sparks flew the moment we kissed!

I kissed a girl, and I liked it
the taste of her denture cream
if I had a drink
she would have spiked it
but it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planed one on me twice
it was my sin soft wrinkied skin
stretched saggy chin a toothless grin

I don't know what happened to me
my taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
walkers, dentures, and hearing aids
I like my ladies older by decades