Oy, Van', glyadi, kakie klouny!
Rot - khot' zavyazochki prishey
Oy, do chego, Van', razmalyovany
I golos - kak u alkashey!

A tot pokhozh - net, pravda, Van'
Na shurina - takaya zh p'yan'
Nu net, ty glyan', net-net, ty glyan'
Ya - vpravdu, Van'!

Poslushay, Zin, ne trogay shurina
Kakoy ni yest', a on - rodnya
Sama namazana, prokurena
Glyadi, dozhdesh'sya u menya!

A chem boltat' - vzyala by, Zin
V antrakt sgonyala v magazin
Chto, ne poydesh'? Nu, ya - odin
Podvin'sya, Zin!

Oy, Van', glyadi, kakiye karliki!
V dzhersi odety, ne v shev'yot
Na nashey pyatoy shveynoy fabrike
Takoye vryad li kto posh'yot

A u tebya, yey-bogu, Van'
Nu vse druz'ya - takaya rvan'
I p'yut vsegda v takuyu ran'
Takuyu dryan'!

Moi druz'ya - khot' ne v bolonii
Zato ne tashchat iz sem'i
A gadost' p'yut - iz ekonomii
Khot' poutru - da na svoi!

A u tebya samoy-to, Zin
Priyatel' byl s zavoda shin
Tak tot - voobshche khlebal benzin
Ty vspomni, Zin!

Oy, Van', glyadi-kos' - popugaychiki!
Net, ya, yey-bogu, zakrichu!
A eto kto v korotkoy mayechke?
Ya, Van', takuyu zhe hochu

V kontse kvartala - pravda, Van'
Ty mne takuyu zhe svargan'
Nu chto "otstan'"
Opyat' "otstan'"
Obidno, Van'!

Uzh ty b, Zin, luchshe pomolchala by
Nakrylas' premiya v kvartal!
Kto mne pisal na sluzhbu zhaloby?
Ne ty? Da ya zhe ikh chital!

K tomu zhe etu mayku, Zin
Tebe napyal' - pozor odin
Tebe shit'ya poydet arshin
Gde den'gi, Zin?

Oy, Van', umru ot akrobatikov!
Glyadi, kak vertitsya, nakhal!
Zavtsekha nash - tovarishch Satikov
Nedavno v klube tak skakal

A ty pridesh' domoy, Ivan
Poyesh' i srazu - na divan
Il', von, krichish', kogda ne p'yan
Ty chto, Ivan?

Ty, Zin, na grubost' naryvayesh'sya
Vse, Zin, obidet' norovish'!
Tut za den' tak nakuvyrkayesh'sya
Pridyosh' domoy - tam ty sidish'!

Nu, i menya, konechno, Zin
Vse vremya tyanet v magazin
A tam - druz'ya... Ved' ya zhe, Zin
Ne p'yu odin!