The Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin' but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin' cuz I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
of Ratts that run Round and Round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'!

You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

My buddies and their homies all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We've goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'!

You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home