Sneak home in the morning like a thief in the night
So your volvo was stolen and no cabs were in sight
Had to walk from the city soaking wet from the rain
Fell and ripped up your panties in a pile of cocaine

Oh, you must think I'm a fool, baby
But I gotta give it to you

Ah, quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ah, don't be sorry
You passed the test
I'm ghosting you

I had a friend in the navy, we used to hang out all the time
He was always short on money
so I helped him to get by
One day I paid him a visit and to my big surprise
He lived in this mansion under the name of vanilla ice

You used me just like a fool, buddy
You spoiled rich buffoon

Ah, quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ah, don't be sorry
You passed the test
Now I'm ghosting you

I'm ghosting you and you and you
And sister, you too
Life is good
Till you run out

Ah, quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ah, don't be sorry
You passed the test
Now I'm ghosting you, yeah
And you too, and you too