You don't think
I'm funny anymore
You used to laugh
At all my jokes
Even though
You'd heard
Them all before
But yoy think
I'm funny anymore

I used to fake
A heart attack
And fall down
On the floor
But even
I don't think
That's funny anymore

Chorus (2x):
I guess things change
And the more they change
The more they stay the same
And there ain't no blame
Sometimes the picture
Just don't fit the frame
And this is where
The cowboy yields the floor
Cause you don't think
I'm funny anymore

Did you hear
The one about
The dirty whore
Oh, I forgot
You don't think
I'm funny anymore