I try as hard as I can To make you see that I care But try as hard as I may It seems to get me nowhere 'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in your dreams each night Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would And he couldn't begin to love you No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do I send you flowers to wear I bring you records to play In spite of all that I do You always chase me away 'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in your dreams each night Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would And he couldn't begin to love you No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do Go to the movies Look up at Arnold Any old time that's fine But here in real life Tell me that you'll be mine But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would And he couldn't begin to love you No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would And he couldn't begin to love you No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do But he couldn't begin to kiss you Couldn't begin to kold you And he couldn't begin to love you Couldn't begin to touch you- etc.