Hello there! I got a letter in the post Addressed to the previous owner I don't know how to pronounce their name I don't think they were from round here, you know Well, I just moved into the area, yeah That big old thing over the road
It's a fixer upper though It's a fixer upper, so
We're gonna put poundshop terracotta frogs everywhere And wrap solar-powered fairy lights round the gutter I got a prosecco o'clock poster half price in Ikea It goes nicely with the existential fear that I feel When I accidentally wonder What I'm really doing here and how long I've got left before I'm six feet under I can't believe I'm a two homeowner (Finally!) Can't believe I'm a two homeowner I've finally got a nice little drive to call my own I got off-street parking for the Rover It's a fixer upper though, yeah No, not the rover, the Rover's golden I'm talking about that big old thing over the road Yeah, that big old thing over the road! We're gonna knock through the kitchen wall though Even though it is a lovely bit of Tudor But we're gonna absolutely ruin it All alright? We can't stand old shite!
It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper!
Anyway, this letter I'll just post it back 'return to sender' Unless you know him, I think I think he's called Mr. J Konopinski... ? Oh no wait, that's not an M that's a D Dr J. Konopinski, do you know him? Sounds a bit Russian to me... Oh! Polish, I see And he had a PhD, did he? What in? Probably one of them pointless media degrees, not for me University of life, you see, I got thick skin School of hard knocks gonna knock through that wall on Tuesday Just in case you or the wife were gonna be in
It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper! It's a fixer upper!
Alright, mate, sorry about the commotion yesterday The bloody builders are refusing to finish the job until I pay 'em But I told 'em, no one pulls a fast one on Graham I'm Graham, by the way, don't know if I mentioned I told 'em, I'm not made of money, you're having a laugh Two homes and a Rover, comes from hard graft I'm not minted, I earned it It's not some funny voodoo business I didn't walk on gilded splinters to make the dent I did in under a year I earnt it, in case you're wondering And as for the builders Yeah, they're Polish I'm not bothered about that, like But where you come from, it says a lot about a man And I'm not from round here, but I am Also they won't take cash in hand What's with that? Maybe they wouldn't need the money so bloody fast If they weren't willingly giving it all to the tax man You take what you can get where I'm from And I'm not from 'round here, but I am I'm Graham, by the way (Hey Graham) (I'm Graham) I'm Graham
Composição: Christopher Duffin, James Smith, Jay Russell, Ryan Needham & Sam Shipstone