My life is so successful
I've got everything a man could ever need
I've got a thousand dollar haircut
And I even have a talkshow on tv

And I know I should be happy, but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head

What's the meaning of stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was build five thousand years ago

Why did they build the stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology
We have today?

When I make my jalapeños
Calamari and prosciutto
I'm the king
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought
Is from the local store

And when the kids have gone to bed
We're all alone
She gives a smile
Then she plays with my balls

All I think of is stonehenge
I think about it when I dream
The biggest henge that I have ever seen

What's the purpose of stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake?
Or a prison far too easy to escape?

(Stonehenge)
(Stonehenge)
(Lots of stones in a row!)

They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it! (stonehenge)
And they dragged it! (stonehenge)
And they rolled it forty six miles from wales

(What's the deal with stonehenge?)
Oh, what's the deal? What's the deal? what's the deal?

You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth of stones
Who the fuck builds a stonehenge?
Two stone age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said "dude, let's build a henge or two! "

I would give anything to know
(About the stonehenge)
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
(Would you give them your car?)
Are you kidding me
Of course I would have given the car!
(What car do you drive?)
Drive a civic
Drive a civic
Drive a civic
(A car you can trust!)

Never mind the car
Let's talk about the henge
(What henge is that again?)
It's the stonehenge
It's the stonehenge
God! It is the greatest henge of all

What's the meaning of stonehenge?