Spoken: This is a song This is a- this is a new song uh It's uh through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel...The lunch Lady Singing: I woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove served some reheated sausberry steak with a little slice of love I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of I just know everything's doing fine down here in Lunch Lady Land
Well I wear net on my head 'cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthapiedic shoes 'cause I got a bad case of degout I know you want seconds on the corndogs but there's no reason to shout Everybody get enough food down here in lunch lady land
Well yesterdays meatloaf is today's Sloppy joe's and my breath reaks of tuna and there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose
In lunch lady land your dreams come true clouds made of carrots and peas mountains built of shepards pie and...rivers made of macaroni and chesse but don't forget to return your trays and try to ignore my gum disease no students can escape the magic of lunch lady land
Oh oh oh oh oh Hoagies and grinders X3 Navy beans X3 Hoagies and grinders, Hoagies and grinders navy beans, navy beans meatloaf sandwich [chorus] sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-hu sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uu-dah sloppy joe slop, *pphhbbb* joe
dreamt one morning and I woke up to see all the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me it screamed "why do you burn me and serve up cold?" I said "I got the spatula, just do what you're told"
Then the liver and onion started joinin the fight and the choclate pudding pushed me with'a all it's might then the chop suuie pushed me and it kicked me in the head "it's called revenge lunch lady" said the garlic bread
I said "what did I do to make all so mad " they said "you got flabby arms and your breath is bad" then the green beans said "you better run and hide" but then my friend Sloppy joe came and joined my side He said " if it wasn't for the lunch lady the kids wouln't eat ya you should be shaking her hand and saying 'please to meet ya' she gives you a purpose and she give you a goal you should be kissin her feet and kissin her mole so..."now all the angry food just leave me alone" and we all lived together in a happy home thanks to
[chorus] sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yeah sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yee-ah sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-huh sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
now me and sloppy joe got married we got six kids and we're doin' just fine down in lunch lady laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd! THANK YOU! thank you