P is for pirate
that's good enough for me
p is for pirate
that's good enough for me
p is for pirate
that's good enough for me
pirate pirate pirate starts with p

a pirate with one leg looks a bit like the letter p
a ninja with one leg looks a bit like the letter p
but that is not as good as a pirate
applejuice looks a bit like p
but you cannot drink that!
so

p is for pirate
that's good enough for me
p is for pirate
that's good enough for me
p is for pirate
that's good enough for me
pirate pirate pirate starts with p