Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

You own all our cd's
you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s
you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts
you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows
you're gay, you're gay

[Chorus:]</I> All our fans are gay [x4]

You think you know what we are singing about
you're wrong
You think we care about the underground
you're wrong
You think we won't fuck up your club
you're wrong
You think we care if you like us
you're wrong

[Chorus]

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you

[Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long"

Faggot!