We've been waiting all year for this day to arrive,
Weber's Christmas party, you know it's gonna be live
All the boys are here and the girls look so foxy

And this eggnog is full of rum,
So everybody's drunk enough
To sing along to Boston songs,
As it's blaring out on the stereo

The nog is running out
Berkley Liquor's closing down
Derek's gotta hustle
And get his ass to town
"Be back in 20 minutes"
He said with a grin
Door shut behind him
As the bulletin came in

"Noreaster coming
12 inches or more
it's getting worse by the minute"
Weber's still at the store
Then the power line when down with a flash and a spark
The next thing we knew we were all in the dark

Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we keep it so tight
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we kill it all night
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we keep it so tight
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we kill it all night

So we sat by candle light, and told the old story
It was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a [Knock Knock]
Whoa, what was that?
ahhh
whoa, itchy, what is that dude?
dude, I have no idea, I think it's coming from the roof!
on the roof? dude, it's killer reindeer!
oh man, I'm gonna puke
bro, I think I shit my pants
I see him!
[Knock, Knock]
yo, I think it's Weber.

Ho Ho Ho Biatches!
I got the Bacardi!

Everything turned out alright
Weber made it everything is fine
Everything turned out alright
Weber made it everything is alright

Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we keep it so tight
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we kill it all night
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we keep it so tight
Christmas in Berkley Heights
We bring the party and we kill it all night

Jersey Style Baby
Merry Christmas... wooooo yeah!
Bacardi! I got the Bacardi, I got the Bacardi!
Get out of my house