They caught him by the chicken coop
He had a hen by the throat
Once he's crossed to the evil side, oh no
Reason to keep him alive

And before I could tranquilize
Metamorphosize himself

Hey dude, don't be rude (Don't be rude)
Oh yes, we'll get you (We’ll get you)
Outrun all of you fools (You fools)
I'm the alpha dawg
I'm the alpha dawg

From on all fours, just six foot four
Stood a different being from before
And it keeps repeating in my brain, oh my
Mind was never the same

And before I could say anything
He continued to evolve and change

Hey dude, don't be rude (Don't be rude)
Oh yes, we'll get you (We'll get you)
Outrun all of you fools (You fools)
I'm the alpha dawg
I’m the alpha dawg

It’s the year of the dog
Year of the dog, of the dog
This one ain't gonna keep on barkin’, no
Some day he's gonna bite, yeah
This one ain't gonna keep on barkin, no

Hey dude, don't be rude (Don’t be rude)
Oh yes, we'll get you (We'll get you)
Outrun all of you fools (You fools)
I'm the alpha dawg
I'm the alpha dawg

I'm the alpha dawg
The alpha dawg
The alpha dawg
I'm the alpha dawg