Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

I'm the george bush of this rap shit,
You can tell randy jackson to kiss my black ass,
I'm the white obama bitch,
You could judge this when
I flip middle finger up a little while I quit,
I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got,
These thousand drums make you want a little click,
Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with,
These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick,
Like monica lewinsky when she's sucking on a
6 inch toothpick bitch,
Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
Make a new clit. while these kids are downloading
and he sounds profound,
Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my dick,
While the next world trade center blows up quick,
Hold up I think you need another doughnut mr. officer,
Everybody go nuts!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Look what I've become,
This place I've begun,
Started as the one and still don't give a fuck,
These bitches gettin' love,
No more grenade a' dove,
You 30 rappers *blech*,
You still ain't gotta buzz,
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck,
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up,
I don't need mtv when I sell this much,
I'd rather be on carson daily than oprah, son,
I am better than that,
I'm a veteran, kid,
Get these kids offa medicine bitch,
Who's better than him,
I'mma ruin that bitch,
I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again,
At least fight back, pussy,
Give me a challenge,
I'm the boss motherfucker you don't want no static,
B-o-s-s, deuce is back bitch,
Yo truth (what's up),
Pass the automatic!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good,
They wanna keep me in the hood,
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should,
Making history in the books,
You suck,
There's no buts,
The whole music industry can lick my nuts,
Motherfucker I ain't got no love for some fake ass
wannabe donald trump!

Record label:
Deuce can suck my fucking contract!
you do what I say, I ain't making you famous!
you're not fucking bitches without my permission!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Deuce:
Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I ain't even gotta fucking try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good whenever I talk, whenever
I spit, whenever I sing, bitch.
I'm the white obama bitch!

Hey yuma, let's get the fuck outta here!