Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I?ve got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you?ll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that
I don?t like the look of it.
Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah, If you?re not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do
Doo-ba-dee-do
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I?ve got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dah-dee If you are wise you?ll listen to me
Gum chewing?s fine when it?s once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it?s repulsive, revolting, and wrong Chewing and chewing all, day, long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dah Given good manners you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I?ve got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you?ll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a, brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese, cat Blaming the kids is a lie and a, shame You know exactly whose, to, blame
The mother and the father.
Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah, If you?re not spoiled then you will go far You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do
Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I?ve got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dah-dee If you are wise you?ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3 Why don?t you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look
You?ll get no You?ll get no You?ll get no You?ll get no
You?ll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dah, If you?re not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the, Oompa, Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-do