(City folk)

So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political, he's cleaning up the streets (about time)
So they say that it's real love, so romantic (he signed this)

[Penny]

So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday, thanks to you (Captain Hammer: thanks to me)

[TV newspeople]

It's the perfect story
So they say
A hero leading the way
Hammer's called to glory
Let's all be our best (next up, who's gay?)


[City folk]

So they say he saved her life
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat
We have a problem with her (this is his hair)

[Captain Hammer]

This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff (groupies: we do the weird stuff)

[Penny]

This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess he's pretty ok
After years of stormy sailing
Have I finally found the bay?

[Dr. Horrible & Penny]

There's no happy ending
So they say

[Dr. Horrible]

Not for me anyway

[Dr. Horrible & Penny]

Should I stop pretending

[Dr Horrible & Penny, at the time time]

Dr Horrible: Take the chance to build a brand new day
Penny: Or is this a brand new day?

[Groupies]

This is his dry cleaning bill
Four sweater vests