Ayo
(This a song about)
My, my stepdad
(Let's see if this ever happened to you)
I, I hate
My, my stepdad

One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six
and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed
It's probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with Mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise
Is startin' to feel like the norm
Our dog pissed on the carpet
He stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker!

I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)

Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker
Who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning
And purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom
I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I wish I could just jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school
About this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night
When he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection
And put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia)
like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium-ion
Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
Just be bygones
So on eggshells
I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this is why I

I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)

So this year, I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block
I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry
Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist
to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos
but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas
I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room
with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm
and goes, "Oops" and just laughs
I yelled for Mom (Mom)
and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said
"Fuck you, punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat
he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared
but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat
and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands
the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead
the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed
enough to fill a two-liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this
I'ma tell 'em

I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)