Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
We're under way and off to see the world
Under way and off to see the world
All: Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Pirate: Manly men are we
All: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see
Sam: "Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just
because we're singing!"
Pirates: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck
We laugh at the perils we're facing
Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward
Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard
Pirates: And people die by falling overboard
All: Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Hoist the sails and sing
Fozzie: Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing
Bad Polly: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank
Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat
Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try
to walk in the air while their faces turn blue
Morgan: Just kidding
All Three: It's a good life on a boat
Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands
That call across the oceans
Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day
Donna: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet
All: Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Statler &
Waldorf: Should have took a train
All: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main
Jim: The salty breezes whisper
Who knows what lies ahead
I just know I was born to live the life my father lead
Long John: The stars will be our compass
Wherever we may roam
And our mates will always be
Just like a family
And though we may put into port, the sea is always home
Fozzie: "All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good
singing voice --- your welcome!"
Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
Over the horizon to the great unknown
All: Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Bold and brave and free
Pirates: Sailing for adventure
Rizzo: It's so nauseating
Pirates: Sailing for adventure
Gonzo: So exhilarating
Pirates: Sailing for adventure
Rats: We're all celebrating!
All: On the deep blue sea