Some people call me a junker
Say I'm loaded out of my mind
But I just feel happy
I feel good all the time

Some say I use a needle
And some say I sniff cocaine
That's the best damn feeling
That I've ever seen

So its goodbye, goodbye to whisky
And so long to gin
Just give me my reefer
I wanna get high again

Well some men crave for chicken
Some fellas crave for steak
But I'll be happy oh so happy
With a slice of my yellow cake

Some people call me a junker
Say I'm loaded all the time
But I just feel happy
I feel good all the time